Quirkier Than You
Thor: Protector of Lesbians
men’s butts
Thanatos: What do you see in Persephone?
Hades: my dick.
Thanatos: [chokes]
- Hades: Do you really want to know how I broke my wrist?Zeus, eagerly: Yes!Hades: I was hula-hooping. Persephone and I attend a class for fitness and for fun.... ...
o (◡‿◡✿) I’m a mere emissary of the Queen, so don’t be angry with me.
hades: I am above all of you
hades: my eagerness, ability, and knowledge triumphs over all of you
hades: I am more mature and advanced than-
persephone: hey hades your dinosaur chicken nuggies are ready
hades: N i C e
Therapist: Find the good things in your life–
Hades: And sabotage them?
Therapist: No.
Hades: …
Therapist: …
Hades: I’m gonna sabotage them.
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Dead and Rad
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“As time goes on, you’ll understand. What lasts, lasts; what doesn’t, doesn’t. Time solves most things. And what time can’t solve, you have to solve yourself.”— Haruki Murakami (via purplebuddhaquotes)
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What happens to cats in zero gravity ? more educational gifs«
OH GOD THOSE POOR BABIES i am sobbing i am laughing so hard
In the last pic the cat is all “oh thank god I found ground NO WAIT COME BACK GROUND”
THOSE POOR BABIES OMG WHY AM I LAUGHING AT THIS
Astronaut: We need to fund 1.4 billion dollars.
NASA: FOR WHAT?!
Astronaut: We want to put kitties in space and have them float around in zero gravity.
NASA: Here is all the money. God bless.Those cats are just ?????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!????!?!?!?!?!?!?!!!
Cat: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
NASA: fascinating…
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